Ello BISSHEZZ!!! asdfghjkl
once i graduate from god damn high school i’ll be updating a LOT MORE. but in the meantime i have finals and a graduation speech to write. fuck me. anywho, send me some preference ideas that i may pick and chose from! (ASK BOX) i’ll start them next week! Xx love you all my beautiful faced people ^-^
viciously attacks Harry Styles in the street
grabs him violently by the wrist
drags him back to my house
throws him over my shoulder and into my bedroom
throws him on my bed
rips his clothes off
gives him fresh, clean pajamas
tucks him in like a little burrito and fluffs his pillow
reads a bedtime story while scratching his scalp until he falls asleep
somersaults away
I’m not sure what I expected
(via helpziamfeels)
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
(via twerkforhowell)
one direction is so endearingly dumb
a masterpost
louis dancing like the little white boy he is
a masterpost
you know you wanna see all dis
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
(Source: louistonsilson, via twerkforhowell)
